Patni: Aakhir Aurat Kyakya Sambhale? Tum Ko Sambhale Tumhare Bachche Sambhale Tumhare Maa Baap Ko Sambhale Ya Tumhara Ghar Sambhaale? Pati (Bade Sukoon Se): Aurat Sirf Apni Juban Sambhale Baki Sab Apne Aap Sambhal Jayega
Indian Girl: Mere Char Bhai Aur Tin Bahanen Hain Aapke Kitne Hain? American Girl: Meri Koi Bahan Nahin Hai Lekin Pahli Mammi Se Tin Papa Aur Pahle Papa Se Char Mammi Hain
Girl: It's not that I want you with me all the time; But it's just I don't want anyone else to have you even for a second. . .. ... .... Boy: Aaye Haye, Teri English!
Girl: Jannu, Tumhare Bina 'Zee' Nahi Lagta. Pappu: 'Zee' Nahi Lagta Toh 'Sony' Ya 'Colors' Laga Lo. Woh Bhi Achhe Channel Hain!
Boy: I love you. Girl: Babaji ka Thullu. Boy: I'll die for you. Girl: Babaji ka Thullu. Boy: I can't live without you. Girl: Babaji ka Thullu. Boy: I can do anything for you. Girl: Babaji ka Thullu. Boy: I'll give you a diamond ring. Girl: Really? Boy: Babaji ka Thullu!